Labor Law Pointers
Special Edition
Thursday, December 20, 2012
A Monthly Electronic Newsletter Addressing
New York State Labor Law
Decisions and Trends
From the Editor:
Not everything we do around here is devoid of fun. I have written my own version of ‘Twas the Night before Christmas with references to New York Labor Law. Dan Kohane penned his own version directed at coverage in Coverage Pointers which he sends out every year at Christmas time, it is awesome. I had to try my hand at it as well. This may be the most copied poem of all time and I have added my version to the throng. Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.
Please feel free to pass it around and if anyone wants to be added to the distribution list for our monthly Labor Law newsletter just drop me a line and you will be included. Many thanks for your support of our newsletter and the comments I receive.
Happy Holidays to all and, as they say, to all a good night.
David
David R. Adams
Hurwitz & Fine, P.C.
424 Main Street
Suite 1300 Liberty Building
Buffalo, New York 14202
Phone: 716.849.8916
Fax: 716.855.0874
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A Visit to the Construction Site
or
‘Twas the Night before Construction
By David Adams
(with apologies to Clement Clark Moore)
‘Twas the night before Christmas and down at the site,
Not a tradesman there was working, no one hanging a light;
The impalement protection hung by the shaft with great care,
Just in case an OSHA inspector decided to look over there.
The power tools were locked in the biggest gang box,
While the neighborhood kids pummeled windows with rocks;
The guard in his uniform and I in hard hat,
Had just uncorked a bottle from a dusty old vat;
When up on the third floor there arose such a sound,
That I flew up the ladder without touching the ground.
Away to the scaffold I ran looking spastic,
Jumped into the abatement area, and tore open the plastic.
The security light, on the beams of the just ‘rected structure,
Gave a look of great progress to this new joint venture,
When what through my tempered safety glasses did appear,
But a tipped over ladder and some broken veneer.
With a little old worker, looking injured and stiff,
I knew right away that he’d become a plaintiff.
More rapid than vultures the attorneys they came,
And they pushed and they shoved and called out his name.
“No I saw him first”, and “Who tipped that ladder”,
“Oh please just stand back, I will handle this matter!”
I filed pre-suit discovery on my way over here,
Said the one from the billboard, his phones to his ear.
As squirrels before racing trucks would flee,
When faced with an accident they giggled with glee.
So up to the scaffold the attorneys they flew,
With cards, blank retainers, and golden pens too.
And then in a twinkling I saw on the floor,
A harness, a lanyard, right there by the door.
As I stepped over closer and was looking around,
Plaintiff, he donned it, with a distinct clicking sound.
It was yellow and black with a sliding back ring,
And to keep you from falling, it was just the right thing.
So there, on the worksite, a safety device,
Appropriate and available, now isn’t that nice!
His leg how he held it, his arm it looked bad,
But the issue to my mind, what instruction he’d had.
Was he told to tie off, was he told not to climb,
Was he told to have the ladder be held every time?
He had a pleasant face with a small little slice,
It bled as he rubbed it, which he seemed to find nice.
He was looking around, from lawyer to lawyer,
Asking each one “Can I sue my employer?”
With a wink and a nod, the attorney he said,
“There are ways and I know them, you have nothing to dread.”
“We have us that statute, it’ll make you quite wealthy,
It will fill up your bank book and make you feel healthy.
We lawyers of course live just on a third,
Taking anything else, would be quite absurd.”
He spoke not a word but started his notes,
With theories of gravity and dreams of new boats,
The ladder has shifted, of that he was sure,
It gave him 240, without a detour.
Plaintiff sprang to his feet and grabbing a pen,
He signed the retainer from the nice billboard men.
And I heard him exclaim “Hey I fell from a height”,
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.
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Labor Law Pointers
Editor
David R. Adams
Associate Editor
V. Christopher Potenza
Associate Editor
Steven E. Peiper
Associate Editor
Jennifer A. Ehman
Labor Law Team
David R. Adams, Team Leader
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Dan D. Kohane
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Michael F. Perley
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V. Christopher Potenza
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Steven E. Peiper
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Cassandra A. Kazukenus
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Jennifer A. Ehman
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Hurwitz & Fine, P.C.
424 Main Street
Suite 1300 Liberty Building
Buffalo, New York 14202
Phone: 716.849.8900
Fax: 716.855.0874
www.hurwitzfine.com
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